Stuff I Don’t Like So Much

Forgetting things
Forgetting things I want to put on a list
Being hungry
Being tired
Being sick
Shay being sick
Internet Explorer (seriously Tracy, you gotta do something about that =P)
People who take the internet seriously
Lots of the songs I’ve written
Writer’s block
People who call 411/0 and are dickheads/douchebags/have sand in their vagina/talk to me like I’m an idiot
People who have no idea what they need when they call 411/0
The Real Canadian Superstore
Wal-Mart
The Creole kids who have nothing better to do but call and bug me and my coworkers
My mom’s choice in men
The relationship my mom and I have
People making a big deal about my birthday (love you Shay!)
Stubble and how it is itchy
How the keyboards at the stations at work don’t have any labels for numbers/symbols and we have to guess
How I ALWAYS get relay calls right around the time the cleaning staff at work starts to vacuum
How I have to look up the word vacuum in spellcheck/dictionary
How most of the stuff I tend to bitch about is work related
People who do not answer simple questions
My somewhat pimply back
Wanting tattoos I can’t quite afford to get yet
Coughing and feeling stuff move around behind my nose and eyes
How my guitar picks cost a buck apiece and that I can only find them in Edmonton
Crosswords
Possible two hour waits on hold while on a relay call- holy boring
Dead dry-erase markers at work- no drawing on the windows for Shane
Burning the roof of my mouth
Papercuts
Mosquito bites
Flea bites
How I’ve gone through very painful piercings and tattoos and yet I am still scared of stinging insects (mostly because I’ve never been stung by any stinging insects)
How I really suck at making paper airplanes
People not being prepared (pen and paper etc) when calling for directory assistance
How I didn’t keep up with French in school
How Metal Gear Solid 4 ends- not the ending itself, just the fact that the game HAS a conclusion and there is no more game left to play
People who don’t understand proper relay etiquette even though they use the service all the time
Blisters
Getting off work at 10:45pm
Being left handed and smudging things that I write
People who talk about getting drunk and high all the time like it’s the most bitchin’ thing ever
Nightmares
Nickelback
Soulja Boy’s review of Braid
Speakerphones
Not having wireless internet at work (even though that probably wouldn’t end up being very good)
Fear
Heights
How much of a pain in the ass it is on a Mac to take a screenshot and save it is a jpeg (the Grab program will only save it is a tiff file- you have to go into preview and save it as a jpeg afterwards)
How I am having deja vu while typing this (I must have dreamt it at some point)
Deja vu in general
People who argue about music sub-genre distinctions (check out ultimate-guitar.com’s Metal and Hardcore forums to see what I mean)
How when I am sick I bite the inside of my lips and my tongue and make them feel hurty
How I bite and pick at my lips when I am nervous/anxious etc
How my fingers are always beat up and skin peels around the cuticles and things like that
Karma
The drop key on my work keyboard
People who ask me if a situation requires 911- chances are, if you have the time to call 411/0, you most likely do not need 911
The fact I admit to liking America’s Next Top Model
My phones vibrate function and how it sucks
How I am stacking books on top of each other in my bookcase
Homophobia
Racism (even though on some level I believe EVERYONE is a little bit racist and bigoted)
People who don’t say please and thank you
Junior high kids on the bus (though I somehow have the feeling my friends and I annoyed people as much as these kids annoy me)
How I put the above comment in my likes list for some reason
People breaking up over relay
Fax machines
How many of my joints pop or crack and it is becoming more painful than it is refreshing
The musty smell of old vacuum cleaners that probably aren’t cleaned often
Not being able to think of things to put on these lists
Lag
Tingling extremities
Hitting the left arrow instead of the down arrow while navigating iTunes- this makes the track that is playing go back to the beginning
When relay customers give me a phone number to dial without putting spaces in it- so much easier when it is 403 555 1212 as opposed to 4035551212
Being interrupted
How even though McDonald’s is delicious, it makes me feel like shit after eat it
L33T 5P3A|<
Spilling things, usually gigantic ice tea, all down my chin
Spoilers
People who don’t undestand what a consulate is and then tell me they can’t be put on hold because their phone is tapped
Choking on liquids
Losing things